Two reasons why I’m still single, probably.

I just joined Meetup, its like a social-circle-meet-people type thing, and i asked to join the dc modern gays group, and they declined me, and said, and i quote: “You were a member of this group before and you never came to any events. I don’t understand guys like you who sign up and then don’t attend any events. You just waste our time.” 

I remind you, I joined this thing yesterday. So, this guy is sorely mistaken, and the group will miss out on my charms and knee-slapping comedic timing. Also, perhaps… he thinks all black people look the same?

All I know is I’m moving to NY, and thank goodness for that.