Two reasons why I’m still single, probably.

Nothing to see here, just making memes again.

Oh, my friends.  ❤ you Carly!

I’m sorry, Buzzfeed, but you need to tell your Related Stories algorithm to stop being rude to Sam Champion. 

PS: There’s an easy joke to be made here about turkey, stuffing, and a tossed salad. 

I’m trying my hand at memes. It’s turning out exceptionally easy to comment back to dumb commenters, so I might do more of this.

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Why you shouldn’t trust Wikipedia (most of the time)

I’m sorry, I had to*. Happy Thanksgiving!

*No one was hurt. Thank goodness. If you’re in SF, help them out by going to their storefront and buying the dickens out of some bacon. That means you, Carin. :)

whitepeoplemourningromney:

First of all, LOL at this tumblr concept, even though I’m a racial writer who isn’t sure if he should find things like White People Mourning Romney funny. but, that’s another discussion.

But anyhow, you would think these people are in The Walking Dead… Like, I know it sucks (for you, I had a fantastic morning November 7) but calm the eff down, drama queens.

…maybe they’ve heard something. I hope Obama isn’t legalizing zombies. 

I think Zap2It may be going a little overboard with it’s House advertising.

Sometimes when you dream big, the big guns will follow you on twitter. 

(follow me @rococococoa)

So this is the murder victim on last night’s episode of Southland…

(spoilers, kind of, under the cut- but worth it if you like reading bloggers self deprecate themselves)

The other day I was watching Murder, She Wrote (don’t judge) and I saw Angela Lansbury talking to a character wearing this outfit:

And so, with the help of my Facebook friends, including Bryan Byczek of The Exaltation, Murder, She Wore was born—Where my love of fashion and my keen eye for car wrecks in fabric meet. In fact, I might have just written the tag line.

Hop on over to Murder, She Wore and I’ll show you what costume designers convinced actors the world over to appear in, in public no less. There’s a seemingly endless supply of this, folks.

My resolution this year is to post more. Even when it’s as random as a funny logo I did inspired by my friend. Oh Lena. You could inspire a warehouse of jokes.

Happy New Year!

Nothing says Christmas like using the gay f word and Jodie Foster in the same thought.